I want to kill the hottest person alive… but suicide is a crime!Ĩ. A lie is just a great story ruined by the truth.ħ. Look at the stars and count them, that's how much, replies a boy.Ĥ.Awesome ends with me and ugly starts with u.ĥ. From the moment I saw you, I knew I would spend my life avoiding you. A woman saying, ' I'm not mad at you' is like a dentist saying, 'you won't feel a thing'.ġ. A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. My 'last seen at' was just to check your 'last seen at'ġ7. Don't take life too seriously, and you won't get out of it alive.ġ5. I still miss my ex – but guess what? My aim is getting betterġ3.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.ġ2. If I've learned anything from Mayans, then it's that.not finishing a project is not the end of the world.ġ1. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep a dog, a dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for a dog, 30 dogs, seconds dog! … now read without the word dog.ĩ. Now I think about how long until new cars are cheaper than fuel.ħ. I bought a new printer because it's cheaper than the ink refills. Which machine should I use?' a man asks the trainer. Syria's tagline might be – Have a blast, and it might be your last!Ĥ.In the gym: 'I want to impress that beautiful girl. All countries are attracting their tourists with their taglines: Amazing Thailand, Incredible India, Truly Asia… Did you notice the similarity in a woman 'I will be ready in five minutes' and man 'I will be home in five minutes' are completely the same? In this case, their minutes are proportionally big!ģ.

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